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Content rSoftwareEngineering 4 yr. ago destructorrph Is it just me or does Agile seem to waste a lot of time? We follow an "Agile" process. We have lots of meetings and with meetings, no matter how short, come with lots of time wasted having to ramp down and then ramp back up with projects. We usually have a meeting every single morning at 940, so it's rare any work of significance gets done before that. Then we usually have an hour long sprint meeting and an hour long grooming session each week. Seems like there is a lot of wasted time associated with Agile. 10 J 16 1, Share Add a comment Sort by: Best V O Search Comments PottyMouthPikachu 4y ago Agile is shit. instead of having an expert who knows a process inside and out and will be able to guessknow the point of failure, a problem gets assigned to the first monkey available and they have to search the entire codebase to locate it JIRA is trash. Agile is trash. Fight me. 4 S Reply Award Share Funduval 2y ago It makes me want to gnaw off my own arm, 4 1 3 W Reply Award 1 Share

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