How programmers comment their code...

Oh. My. GOD! This is what passes for a "test suite setup" these days?! 🙄 The absolute AUDACITY of this engineer spinning up TWO ENTIRE DATABASES, Docker containers, and who knows what else just to run some tests! Meanwhile, the person's face says it all - that smug "I'm about to watch the world burn while this monstrosity takes 45 minutes to initialize" expression. The perfect representation of modern development where "simple unit tests" now require their own data center and probably three cloud providers on standby. And they wonder why the coffee machine is always empty!

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Oh. My. GOD. Rust developers have been SCREAMING from the rooftops about memory safety and zero-cost abstractions for a DECADE while the rest of us mere mortals struggle with our peasant languages! 💀 They've been standing there, guitar in hand, ready to rock our world with their borrow checker and ownership model, dramatically announcing "I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet" – all while KNOWING our children will be forced to learn Rust when C++ finally collapses under its own pointer-induced chaos! The AUDACITY of being right all along! 😭

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