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The entire open source revolution—GNU, Linux, Firefox—all born from the collective rage of programmers who couldn't get their printers to work. Nothing motivates innovation like the silent fury of watching a printer smugly display "PC LOAD LETTER" while holding your career hostage. Linus Torvalds probably created Git just to version control his printer troubleshooting attempts.

So OpenAI is burning through $44 billion like it's debugging a production incident at 2 AM, and everyone's making jokes about them running out of runway by 2027. The tech world is basically split into two camps: those nervously laughing at the irony of an AI company that can't figure out sustainable business models, and developers who've become so dependent on ChatGPT that the thought of it disappearing is genuinely terrifying. The Joker here represents every developer who's been copy-pasting ChatGPT code for the past year. Yeah, it's funny that a company valued at $157 billion might go bankrupt... until you realize you've forgotten how to write a for-loop without AI assistance. The cognitive dissonance is real: we mock their business model while simultaneously having ChatGPT open in 47 browser tabs. It's like watching your favorite Stack Overflow contributor announce retirement. Sure, you can laugh, but deep down you know you're about to be very, very alone with your bugs.

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The classic "well, actually" moment that only a programmer could love! Someone innocently wrote "immersion had to point out their syntactic error. In programming logic, "a This is peak developer pedantry – interrupting a casual conversation about gaming to flex those operator knowledge muscles. The irony is delicious because while technically correct, they completely missed the human communication context. It's like responding "undefined is not a function" when someone asks how your day is going.

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