Hola Mundo: Programming In Different Languages

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Hola Mundo: Programming In Different Languages

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Someone asks if there's a Spanish programming language, and the reply is simply "si++" 😂 It's a brilliant play on words combining the Spanish word "sí" (yes) with the C++ increment operator. Just like C became C++, apparently Spanish becomes Si++. The compiler would probably throw a syntax error for using non-ASCII characters though!

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