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The eternal developer dilemma: Are you actually incompetent or just suffering from imposter syndrome? Spoiler alert: your brain will always choose the most psychologically damaging option! First you're clueless, then you diagnose yourself with imposter syndrome, then a colleague helpfully suggests you're just plain incompetent, and finally your brain doubles down on imposter syndrome anyway. It's like your mind is running a particularly sadistic if-else statement where both conditions lead to self-doubt. The real bug isn't in your code—it's in your head.