Haruhi Suzumiya gets it right

Content why did you choose our company? because you are recruiting what can you bring to the company? a new employee ProarammerHumor.io

Content Literally anything that tries to restart my computer my mac ITERM2

Content Me, searching a very specific question on Google Some guy who asked the same question online 4 years ago

Content The consequences of mass layoffs in IT can already be seen. CH

Content He's a programmer and can't code for 5 minutes without a mouse. See? Nobody cares!

Content FINALLY! I GOT ALL MY WORK DONE BuT That's all you Did anywaY! YOU PLAYED GAMES AND DICKED AROUND, AND JUST RUSHED THE WORK AT THE LAST MINUTE I CAN FINALLY RELAX AND PLAY GAMES F GicOLMScOmIcS YEAH, BUT NOW I CAN DICK AROUND... GUiLT FREB