Happy Engineers Day

Content Paul Graham replied Tawanda Nyahuye towernter What is the biggest lie you have heard from a programmer? 6:42 PM Jul 10, 2020 - Twitter for Android 362 Retweets and comments 1.4K Likes 17 Paul Graham paulg 7h Replying to towernter "It should work now." 27 17 54 L1K 0

That one developer who insists on hosting their own Git server instead of using established platforms... and suddenly you're exchanging keys, joining their Wireguard VPN, and probably signing blood oaths just to contribute to a project that could've lived happily on GitHub. The suspicious monkey face perfectly captures that moment when you're wondering if this is worth the effort or if your colleague is secretly building a bunker for the inevitable tech apocalypse.

Content WHAT I SAY I'm a software developer WHAT PEOPLE HEAR can repair your computer, fix your internet, configure your printer, revive your phone, set up your email, build a billion-dollar app, and hack into any system. All for free, I am the IT god. WHAT I MEAN I can Google better than average hear.

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OH. MY. GOD. This is the most SPECTACULAR self-own in tech history! 💀 Someone brags they "made an entire website with ChatGPT" (revolutionary, groundbreaking, Nobel Prize material 🙄) only to share their masterpiece via a LOCAL FILE PATH that only exists on THEIR computer! That's like saying "I baked you a cake" and then sending a picture of your refrigerator! The absolute DRAMA of thinking AI stole our jobs while not understanding how the internet works is just *chef's kiss* magnificent. Honey, if you can't tell the difference between a URL and a file path, programmers' jobs are safer than diamonds in a volcano!

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