*happy developer noises*

Content PYTHON OBJECT ORIENTED PROGRAMMING POOP

Content Psychopaths Serial Killers People who use spaces in naming their code files

The quintessential tech founder experience: headphones on, beard grown, reality forgotten. Nothing says "I know exactly what the market wants" quite like building an entire B2B SaaS platform without ever consulting the beings who'll actually use it. It's the Silicon Valley equivalent of writing a 500-page novel in Elvish and then wondering why publishers aren't fighting over it. The cosmic irony of creating "solutions" for problems that might not exist while looking like you're deep in a transcendental coding trance is just *chef's kiss*. But hey, at least those headphones are expensive!

Content -The Perfeet Computer- Panel to test your eye vision constantly Mirror to if someone is coming towards you Headphones Holder Just a blinking webcam The lethat combination Antivirus Mouse-Mobili Leg Method Shutdown Fridge Cup holder to protect Keyboard Rimo

Content Neo having to accept a cookie before the Oracle will interact with him is such a fun piece of program-related writing.

Content My parents in their 20s: Let's buy this house and have 3 children Me in my 20s: kalikal: kubect get pods