Had to put this here it’s too relatable

The corporate circle of life in its natural habitat! First, management gets excited about AI boosting productivity so they can slash the dev team. Then their faces drop when devs use the same logic against them. "Oh, we need fewer managers now that we have fewer devs? surprised Pikachu face " The beautiful irony of corporate efficiency cuts coming back to bite the very people who initiated them. Turns out the sword of optimization cuts both ways... who knew? 🙃

Content Using a game engine so that you don't waste time doing work somebody else already did Using a high level graphics API so that you have more granular control over your code Using a low level graphics API so that you have very granular control over the hardware and your code runs very fast "Fuck it I'm writing a text adventure"

[text] Q When was 4 my sister was 2. am now 44. How old is my sister Programmer 44 4 2 42 S E When was 4 my sister was 2. am now 44. How old is my sister 7 Answer R Follow 97 3Q Request o 100 Answers Samuel Lipoff studied at Harvard University 3 This is a tough one. She might be 42 but she could be 41 or 43 also since you dont say when your birthday is and her birthday is. Also she could be dead. Finally you might have thought she was your sister but actually your mom had an affair with another man and the woman who is 13 years younger than you is not actually your sister. But your mom may have given away your real sister for adoption in which case shes probably older than you. See why its tough Finally what if you think your sister is dead but she actually has become an astronaut on a secret government project for near lightspeed travel Then your sister would be aging more slowly than you so she could potentially be even younger than 41

The absolute AUDACITY of suggesting actual coding in 2023! 💀 Boss announces a new app project and instantly the AI evangelists pounce with "let's use ChatGPT" and "How about Claude" like they're offering free candy. Meanwhile, the lone developer suggesting they *gasp* WRITE CODE THEMSELVES gets yeeted out the window faster than you can say "deprecated framework." Coding? With human fingers? In THIS economy? The absolute horror!

That moment when your "tiny fix" causes the entire production environment to implode. The classic "it works on my machine" defense suddenly evaporates as you stare into the void of your career choices. We've all been there—confidently skipping tests because "how could this possibly break anything?" only to discover that yes, in fact, it could break everything . The shocked Pikachu face perfectly captures that split second between hubris and humility when you realize what you've done. Pro tip: There's no such thing as a "small fix" when it comes to production. Test your code, folks. Or at least have your resume updated.

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