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this is my neighbor, he is an Artificial Intelligence and he is a pain in my ssholes L get a cat, he says ir's a dog get a dog, he says it's a cat 1 GET A HAMSTER HE SEGFAULTS ON LINE 134. GREAT SUCCESS!

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