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Normal programming: confident strides up the staircase. Programming with an audience: suddenly you forget how to type, what variables are, and whether semicolons even exist. It's like your brain decides to factory reset the moment someone peers over your shoulder. The curse of the observer effect in its purest form – quantum mechanics has nothing on the performance anxiety of live coding.

Ah, Switzerland—where they legislated against integer overflows before they legislated against bugs. The meme shows an actual Swiss railway regulation forbidding trains with exactly 256 axles because the axle counter would reset to zero, essentially making the train invisible to the system. For the uninitiated, 256 (or 2^8) is where an 8-bit unsigned integer maxes out and wraps back to zero. It's like your car odometer hitting 999999 and rolling back to 000000, except this rollover could cause a train collision. Instead of fixing the code, they just banned the edge case. If only we could solve all our debugging nightmares by making them illegal. "Error 404? Straight to jail."

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