Getting that jr dev job like

Content "There's our little developer! Why don't you come down and tell the family about your new game?"

Content Requestor: I would like to have this product. URGENT Dev: Sure, could you provide us with some requirements? 3 weeks later... Requestor: Where are we at on this project? Dev: You never responded back to us... 2 weeks later... Requestor: Why is this not complete?! Dev: smh...

Normal programming languages have the decency to tell you when you've messed up. JavaScript just sits there with that stupid smile while you slowly descend into madness. It's like talking to a therapist who responds to your emotional breakdown with "and how does that make you feel?" Except the therapist is a programming language and your feelings are irrelevant to the cold, unfeeling void of undefined behavior.

The keyboard is literally on FIRE because some poor soul has been frantically smashing EVERY. SINGLE. KEY. trying to escape the black hole that is Vim! 😱 Notice how the Escape key is glowing red hot from desperation, while the ":wq" sequence (the actual way to save and quit) remains untouched in its pristine glory. It's the digital equivalent of being trapped in a room where the exit sign is written in ancient hieroglyphics while you're busy trying to headbutt through the walls! The sheer PANIC radiating from this keyboard is sending me into hysterics. The ultimate developer rite of passage - not knowing how to exit Vim and contemplating a career change mid-keystroke!

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OH. MY. GOD. The sheer AUDACITY of these stairs! On the left, we have the beautiful, pristine, PERFECT blueprint with its elegant straight lines. And on the right? The absolute NIGHTMARE that some developer cobbled together while clearly having an existential crisis! This is what happens when you tell the junior dev "just follow the documentation" and then ABANDON THEM IN THE WILDERNESS OF IMPLEMENTATION! The blueprint said "stairs" and they delivered "abstract art installation that might kill someone." It's giving "I coded this at 2am with no code review" energy and I am LIVING for this disaster! The gap between design and reality has never been so hilariously, dangerously wide!