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Content Programming is actually just a job. THE REALITY

The sweet bliss of chaos delegation! Nothing says "not my problem anymore" like pushing an 8000-line code monstrosity to GitHub and immediately entering hibernation mode. Your colleagues will wake up to that absolute unit of a pull request while you're dreaming peacefully, completely disconnected from the impending code review apocalypse. The perfect crime doesn't exi— Meanwhile, when someone else does this to you, it's suddenly a war crime worthy of The Hague. Funny how that works.

Content mal3e cithub iobrains python Java . SCRATCH

Content DONTT TRUST MY CODE BECAUSE 'M STUPID TESTS CONFIRM MY CODE WORKS WRITE TESTS FOR MY CODE DON'T TRUST MY TESTS BECAUSE IM STUPID

Content New blog: Why i left my 540,000 job at X. Because at Y i get 650,000. imaflip.com

Content O WRITE "THANK YOU EVERY TIME CHATGPT FIXES MY ISSUE