Functional Supremacy 💪

Content Hey, are you sleeping? Yes, now shut up know how to fix that bug on line 255

Content Max Howell mxcl Google: 90 of our engineers use the software you wrote (Homebrew), but you can't invert a binary tree on a whiteboard so fuck off. 1:07 PM Jun 10, 2015 Twitter Web Client 7.4K Retweets 11.2K Likes

Same insect, different suit. The corporate transformation from "we screwed up" to "we meant to do that" is the oldest trick in software development. Just slap a business shirt on that bug, call it an "undocumented feature," and suddenly you're a visionary instead of someone who forgot to check their edge cases. The marketing department thanks you for your service.

Content Artists after 30 minutes "oh yeah it's just a quick sketch" Programmers after 3 hours I wrote 3 lines of code and broke the entire thing

Content When you teach the machines to "learn from their mistakes" but you can't apply the same in your life PadhyRamKrishna

Content imghip.com 99 of programming is: moving data from location A to B mapping type x to y CHANGE MY MIND