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The eternal struggle of every developer who's been in the trenches long enough. Sure, some folks keep their code private because it's their golden goose—fair enough, capitalism and all that. But some of us? We're just hiding the digital equivalent of duct tape and prayers that somehow passes code review. The real 10x engineers aren't the ones with proprietary algorithms; they're the ones brave enough to let the world see their 3 AM solutions with variable names like 'temp2', 'finalFinalActuallyFinal', and comments that just say 'TODO: fix this garbage later'.

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The tech market's brutal reality check in one meme! Remember 2021? Fresh grads had the luxury of choosing between FAANG companies throwing obscene compensation packages at them. Fast forward to today's tech recession where senior engineers with 10 YOE are fighting for positions that barely cover rent. The "buff doge vs. cheems" format perfectly captures how quickly the industry shifted from "I'm deciding between Google's $200K and Amazon's $220K packages" to "please just let me implement yet another CRUD app so I can afford ramen this month." Silicon Valley's hiring freeze hit harder than a production bug at 4:59pm on Friday!

The eternal developer graveyard of unfinished projects claims another victim. That suggestion to "finish your last project" might as well be suggesting cold fusion or dividing by zero. The look of pure existential dread says it all - we don't start projects, we merely begin permanent relationships with GitHub repos we'll eventually ghost. That folder labeled "projects" on your drive is basically a digital hospice where good intentions go to flatline.

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