Fixing bug in legacy code

Content 1 in 8 Americans have worked at McDonald's. 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is a sexually transmitted disease. 28 7

Content Molly Struve A mollystruve Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment 1:18 AM 21 Jan 20 Twitter Web App 4,393 Retweets 208 Quote Tweets 17K Likes

Content When you're 30 minutes into the interview and the candidate is still coding their fizzbuzz solution but you have to stay professional ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Sunspot Project Dr. I lost, misplaced, or possibly ate my sunspot packet for breakfast one morning before I had coffee, and I decided that instead of going through the archive and re-drawing all of the little circles I should put my computer science degree to use and create a script to automatically collect the spaceweather photos and detect sunspots from them. So I did that instead of doing what you asked. However, here are the reasons I think you should give me a good grade on this project: 1. It took me at least 10 times longer than actually just going back and rewriting my data 2. I had to compile a computer vision library from source and it sucked 3. The program works super well and it's cool and you can have it if you want 4. It is capable of recording sunspots way more precisely than by hand so I'm going to bombastically submit that this is the most accurate sunspot project you have ever and possibly will ever receive, unless someone else is both as irresponsible and selectively lazy as I am 5. I won't be able to live with myself and my decisions if you don't 6. Please Thanks, and please enjoy this shockingly accurate and over-engineered project

The eternal paradox of software development: pushing bugs to future-you who's literally on vacation. It's that special kind of self-sabotage where you convince yourself that Friday-afternoon-you is making a brilliant decision by postponing that critical fix, completely forgetting that Monday-morning-you will be sipping margaritas on a beach somewhere. The git commit message should just read feat: added problem for nobody to solve .

Content DO NOT DISTURB I'm on a richt Schedule todal Exceptions in case of emergency are permitted Emergency Checklist Are vou on fire and i'm the only one that can put you out? Am i on fire and don't realize it? Is it the second coming? FAQ: Q. How's it going? A Good Q. What are you working on? A Stuff Q: How's stuff going? A: See answer 1 Q: Do dolphins sleep? Ares, they are mammals and they do sleep Have a nice day (: