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Content The code: is perfectly readable and understandable" Me: looks away for 0.0001 seconds The same code: 417 47 LIT LITI

Content thedrow commented on 31 Dec 2015 rmcgibbo commented on 31 Dec 2015 Were you able to resolve the issue? No. I decided I don't care.

Content when they ask you to optimize code and vou start indenting with tabs instead of spaces to reduce file size taint much, but it's honestwork.

The absolute chad move of rewriting half the codebase and calling it "minor changes" before disappearing into the void. Nothing says "I'm the main character" like dropping a 4000-line bomb on your colleagues and then strutting away while they try to figure out what the hell just happened. The git commit history will remember your name long after you've gone home to enjoy your weekend.

The cat's name is actually a fork bomb - a malicious command that will crash your Linux system faster than you can say "meow." For the uninitiated, :(){:|:&};: is a bash function that calls itself twice each time it runs, creating an exponential process explosion that will bring your system to its knees. It's basically the digital equivalent of this cat knocking everything off your desk... except it's your entire operating system. Pro tip: Don't pet strange bash functions, no matter how cute they look.

Content Scott Hanselman shanselman 22h Life hack that I'm deeply ashamed of but also is too useful to keep to myself. Greasy chip fingers messing up your expensive laptop? Type from inside the bag. I apologize.