Existence is pain

The AUDACITY of John! 😱 Faced with the CRUSHING WEIGHT of 3 bugs, 2 features, and a meeting, our hero makes the most REVOLUTIONARY decision in software engineering history... he just goes to sleep! 💤 This is basically the programmer's equivalent of looking at a burning building and deciding to take a nap. Pure. GENIUS. While the rest of us are mainlining caffeine and having existential crises over semicolons, John has transcended the mortal plane of developer anxiety. We should all aspire to this level of emotional detachment from our Jira tickets!

Content 1 am once again asking what the code i wrote last week does

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Content Catalin Pit catalinmpit Other jobs: Work for 8 hours. Get home. Relax. Forget about work until the next dav. Software Development: Don't code for one day after work and fall behind 12 years time.

Content starts typing a new line of code IDE: what is that? what are you writing? tell me right now! wtf? that's not right! is that even rea.. completes the line IDE: oh lol nvm.

Content WHATS MY PURPOSE? YOU ANSWER THINGS TO MAKE REDDIT KARMA ORIMGOD