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Content Steve Maine smaine TIL that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "MachineLearning" and pays 4x your current salary 6:40 PM 10 May 18 629 Retweets 1,692 Likes 17

Content Aaron Patterson tenderlove I like to add and any time I submit online forms because I know that some developer is going to see it and wonder if they have a bug 1:21 AM Apr 20, 2016 Echofon 3.8K Retweets 5.4K Likes

The eternal battle between sensible learning paths and delusional ambition. On one side, we have the experienced developer and redditor suggesting the radical concept of actually learning fundamentals before attempting to build the next tech unicorn. On the other, the starry-eyed novice who watched exactly one React tutorial and is now convinced they're just a weekend away from dethroning Bezos. The audacity of thinking you can build Amazon after a single "Learn React in 1 Hour!" video is the perfect encapsulation of Dunning-Kruger in its purest form. The confidence curve of programming: from "I can build anything!" at minute 61 to "I understand nothing" after 10 years of experience.

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Content And you've got a lot of errors for someone who likes code Compiler I don't like code, I love it. Compiler And if I don't love it, I don't compile it.