Every time you "install" Java, it gets (re)moved from another device to yours.

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Every time you "install" Java, it gets (re)moved from another device to yours. | java-memes, development-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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2001 Java Setup - Progress S lava Status: Installing Java ORACLE 3 Billion Devices Run Java Computers, Printers, Routers, Cell Phones, BlackBerry, Kindle, Parking Meters, Public Transportation Passes, ATMs, Credit Cards, Home Security Systems, Cable Boxes, TVs... ORACLE 2018 Java Setup - Progress 2 java Status: Installing Java lavers, 3 Billion Devices Run Java Java 1 Development Platform ORACLE ProgrammerHumor.

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