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That moment when your phone explodes with Vercel deployment failure notifications at midnight and you're just sitting there like a supervillain contemplating your life choices. The red lighting is PERFECT because that's exactly what your face looks like when you realize you pushed to production without testing that one tiny change that "couldn't possibly break anything." Spoiler alert: IT BROKE EVERYTHING. Now you're trapped in deployment hell with no escape, just you and your phone buzzing with the same message over and over and over. Sleep? What's that? We don't know her anymore.

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The left panel shows the calm before the storm: "cat steps on keyboard." No big deal, right? WRONG. The right panel reveals the horrifying aftermath: "vim is in normal mode." For the uninitiated, Vim's normal mode is where random keystrokes become powerful commands. A cat's chaotic keyboard dance is essentially executing a series of unintended operations—deleting files, replacing text, or summoning eldritch horrors from the void of your codebase. It's like giving a toddler nuclear launch codes, except the toddler is fluffier and has zero remorse for destroying your 3-hour coding session.