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Content Microsoft's Visual Basic (VB), launched in 1991, was actually the first real IDE: People before 1991: Paint - (untitled) Style Palette Options File Edit Font FontSize T include iostream using namespace std; int main) cout "Hello World!"; return 0;

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Nothing breaks the sound barrier quite like a developer's fingers after accidentally deleting three hours of work. Cheetahs run at 70 mph, planes fly at 550 mph, light travels at 186,000 miles per second... but the Ctrl+Z reflex after a code deletion mistake? That's practically teleportation. Physics professors are still trying to measure it. The speed is directly proportional to how much coffee you've had and how close you are to a deadline.

The expectation vs. reality gap of game development hits harder than a segmentation fault at 3 AM. Left side: a developer who's actually in the trenches, surrounded by the dark abyss of endless debugging, shader compilation errors, and that one physics bug that makes NPCs T-pose through walls. Right side: the blissfully ignorant dreamer still high on the fantasy of "I'll just make Skyrim but better" without having written a single line of code. That sunny landscape represents all the cool features they're mentally adding while completely ignoring the 47 dependency conflicts waiting in their future. The 800GB game engine download hasn't even started yet!

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Content C A programming language for Real Men. Most languages try to provide a simplified way to solve specific problems well. C makes no such concession and tries to be mediocre at everything. It lets you program at a very high level, and a very low level in the same program. It lets you write procedural code, object oriented code, generic code and mix them all up. It makes you decide everything and provides no help if you get it wrong. It is by far the biggest, most complicated, ugly, down-right dangerous language you can use. But it does run fast. It takes at least twice as long to program in C as any other major language (except C). The men who program in C are Real Men. The women who program in C are Real Men too. You can spot a C programmer from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they inject into the phrase Java "programmer". They'll probably do the air quotes and all.