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Content X I'm going to store a lot of structured data X In a database right? In a database right?

Content When you inherit a project with useful comments on every bit of code: RATES 96.

Content WOW! HOW DID YOU GET LIKE THAT? EVERY TIME MY CODE WORKS JESUS CHRIST. ONE PUSH-UP. ubbweyb

Content Public void initi Public void innit

Content Hacker: "I've hacked into the mainframe and disabled their algorithms." Algorithms, in panic: ubabydollbd AM I DISABLED? Q

Oh the IRONY! 😂 Asking engineers to write concise documentation is like asking a cat to fetch your mail! The person's face says it all - pure "are you kidding me?" energy! Engineers would rather write 10,000 lines of code than 10 lines explaining what it does. Documentation? That's just a mythical creature like the debugging unicorn that magically fixes your code! Every tech lead who's begged for updated docs feels this in their SOUL right now. Meanwhile, engineers are already mentally drafting a 47-page explanation of why they can't write a 1-page summary!