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The fresh-faced programmer, high on caffeine and optimism, wonders why features take so long. Meanwhile, the battle-scarred veterans watch in silence, knowing the eldritch horrors that await—legacy code, unexpected dependencies, and the inevitable "just one small change" from marketing. The manager stands between them, blissfully unaware they're about to lead everyone into the technical debt abyss. That new dev will learn soon enough that in software, time estimates are just elaborate fiction.

Content "Nah Man, Writing Documentation isn't that bad. You just have to get used to it." - Robert, Age 24

Content When its 4AM, Youlve been coding for 5 hours and you're trying to remember what the code you wrote 5 minutes ago does

When your AI pair programmer decides your codebase needs an "intervention"... 3,000+ lines of pristine, architecturally sound code that's completely non-functional. It's like hiring a interior designer who replaces your cozy but functional IKEA setup with museum-quality furniture you can't actually sit on. That moment when you realize Claude 4 has simultaneously solved and created all your technical debt in one go. Your git diff is now longer than the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Content DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE SUDDENLY HATE CHROME AND AT THIS POINT IM TOO ARFAID TO ASK

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