Einstein of Programming

Content Hey, do atheists go to hell? No. How about DEVS THAT CHOOSE TO USE RECURSIONS INSTEAD OF SIMPLE FOR LOOPS Straight to hell. To the boiler room of hell All the way down. Good, good. That makes me happy.

Content He's a programmer and can't code for 5 minutes without a mouse. See? Nobody cares!

Content LOUDER, CROWD LOUDER CROWDER GitHub is Facebook for Programmers CHANGE MY MIND

Content annie soychotic Every time I have a programming question and I rly need help, I post it on Reddit and then log into another account and reply to it with an obscenely incorrect answer. Ppl don't care about helping others but they LOVE correcting others. Works 100 of the time

Content Joma jomaoppa I saw a software engineer today No company swag hoodie. No stickers on their laptop. No mechanical keyboard. He just sat there. Typing away on our default IDE. Like a psychopath.

Content PROGRAMMER WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE? SWEETIE, I LOVE YoU BOTH EQUALLY Ts YoU. AND By A LOT.