Efficiency

Content Hello Nate! Want to learn how to build your dream app without coding? 1:53 AM Today You accepted the request No, I like to code 12:35 PM Sent

Content Brenan Keller brenankeller A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksidhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone. 1:21 PM 30 Nov 18

Content A Okay, I've finished writing all the classes and commenting everything. B Now I just gotta generate the documentation and UML from the source code,

Content rm -rf rm -fr

Content Today 11:08 PM Website finally done Nvm it's all fucked Wait No its all good now Delivered

OMG, the AUDACITY of TypeScript fanboys! 💅 They're literally out here WORSHIPPING static typing while looking down their noses at JavaScript like some kind of programming aristocracy! The bottom panel KILLS ME - "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power" - as if JavaScript hasn't been thriving in chaotic type-free bliss for DECADES! Meanwhile TypeScript developers are over here clutching their precious type definitions like security blankets because they can't HANDLE the wild west freedom of undefined is not a function! Honey, if you need your compiler to hold your hand through variable assignments, just say that! 💁‍♀️