Dont You Dare Say It

Content does anyone have blockers for this super high priority project none! well there's the constant IMs calls, and meetings about the 6 other super high priority projects

Content Enter the number5 Factorial of 5 is 120 Enter the number6 Factorial of 6 is 720 Enter the number20 Factorial of 20 is -2102132736 int factorial Long long unsigned int factorial Enter the numberz0 Factorial of 20 is 2432902008176640000

Content CEO to all the managers: "Can this be delivered in 6 months?" Me (a junior developer): "Of course!" HR Head My Manager CEO My Mentor Chief Architect Projector Lady

Some things never change. Whether you're a fresh-faced CS student or a battle-scarred senior dev with enough experience to remember when IE6 was cutting edge, we're all still googling how to handle dates in Java. Ten years of experience just means you've had ten years of Java's DateTime API making you question your career choices. The relationship status? It's complicated... just like Java's date formatting.

Content WINDOWS SUCKS 384

Nothing screams "I just discovered coding" like the complete transformation into a walking tech stereotype. One intro class and suddenly they're "dreaming in code," wearing Google hoodies, offering to "hack" things (which means opening inspect element), downloading every IDE known to mankind, plastering their laptop with framework stickers they've never used, and bombarding social media with screenshots of their first "Hello World." The digital equivalent of buying a guitar and immediately telling everyone you're in a band. Real developers just silently contemplate their existential dread while wondering why their code works.