Dont You Dare Say It

That moment when your trusty coding companion of many years decides it's had enough of your spaghetti code and kernel panics. The emotional attachment is real—you've been through countless all-nighters, Stack Overflow searches, and successful builds together. Now it's just sitting there, refusing to POST, taking your compiled memories to silicon heaven. It's not just hardware failing; it's the digital equivalent of your childhood pet running away. Pour one out for all the terminals that never got to execute their final shutdown -h now .

Content That wasn't dying. programming copy-pasting That was falling with style.

Content INVITED BY HR TO TALK ABOUT DEV JOB FIRST QUESTION WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL DESCRIBES ME

Content Client Brief Client Budget

Content WHO WROTE THIS SHITTY CODE? OH Oh you gotta be shitting me.

Content WE SPEND 12 PERSON MONTH ON THIS PROJECT WHAT VALUE DID IT CREATE? WE FOLLOW AGILE METHODOLOGY VALUE! IAM ASKING ABOUT VALUE WE GAVE WEEKLY STATUS REPORTS FIND SOME VALUE FOR THIS SHIT