Don't Deploy December

Content MY PARENTS ARE SO OLD THEY WHERE BORN BEFORE TIME ITSELF THEY WHERE BORN BEFORE 1970-01-01

Content Developers at the beginning of a project. VS. Developers at the end of a project.

Content "Forget everything you learned in college, you won't need it here" "But, I didn't go to college" "Well then, you're unqualified for this job" (confused unga bunga) ProdrammerHumor.io

Choosing between fixing Microsoft Teams and inventing an entirely new state of matter? Clearly the harder decision ever made at Microsoft HQ. The sweat-drenched executive perfectly captures what happens when you realize Teams has been laggy garbage for years, but hey, let's pour resources into quantum computing and metaverse nonsense instead! Meanwhile developers everywhere are just begging for a video call that doesn't eat 8GB of RAM or randomly disconnect people during important client presentations. Priorities, am I right?

Content MIN CPU: Address 1011 is full and unused for a long time User requests former content from address 1101 Free address 1011 from unusued memory for new content User requests former content from address 1101

Content "He's using software you're very familiar with, but he doesn't know a single hotkey. ProdrammerHumor.io