Don’t call yourself a programmer unless you can code like this

Content You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing. ProdrammerHumor.io

Content The 15 Stages of programming The beginning 1 have no idea what I'm doing I should have been an English major This makes more sense now Almost ready to debug Clean Compile! Segmentation Fault Debugging Alcohol Shit I should have finished this last night Almost done Finished Forgot to add that little feature Fucking Seg Fault! Fuck this I'm going to play something! Happiness() 50 20 10 45 60 95 NULL 5 70 5 80 100 35 NULL 100

Content when you're scared to remove legacy code t.medevmeme

Content ME Why can't you just be normal? regex W-.(Ow-11.)w-K2.43

Content TIP The word iteration is a fancy computer name for the cycle of a loop. Programmers sometimes think they will keep their jobs if they use words that nobody else understands.

Forget personality tests based on birth months—real web developers judge you by which scrollbar you grew up coding with. That 1998 slider hits different—perfect balance of chunky usability and early web aesthetics. Meanwhile, 2012's barely-there minimalist approach is basically a UI designer whispering "figure it out yourself." Each era represents a distinct chapter in the book of "Things Users Hate But Designers Keep Changing Anyway." I've implemented all six, and let me tell you, nothing triggers more heated Slack arguments than scrollbar design. The evolution from functional to invisible perfectly mirrors my career trajectory from "helpful developer" to "dead inside but with better CSS skills."