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Ah, the compiler—that pedantic friend who just has to point out you created a variable and then immediately ghosted it. Like, I literally just declared that variable a quarter second ago and already getting scolded? Give me a moment to breathe, would you? It's the coding equivalent of someone watching over your shoulder as you write and criticizing each letter before you've finished the word. The mental response is always the same—a frustrated "Will you shut up man" while you're still in the middle of your thought process. The best part? You were totally going to use that variable... eventually... probably.

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