Do you even indent bro? Outsourced some code to India :(

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When someone confidently declares they're a full stack engineer, you expect them to have mastered React, Node, databases, DevOps, and maybe sacrificed a few weekends to the cloud gods. But plot twist—their entire "stack" consists of exactly four tutorial apps they installed once and never opened again. The sheer audacity of calling this a stack is truly chef's kiss. It's giving "I watched a YouTube video once" energy. The confidence-to-competence ratio here is absolutely sending me.

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