Mentor Memes

That moment when you're explaining inheritance to your friend and suddenly you're drawing UML diagrams in the air while they stare at you like you're speaking ancient Sumerian. After 10 years of coding, I forget that not everyone dreams in recursive functions. The knowledge gap isn't a gap—it's the Mariana Trench, and I'm at the bottom with my IDE and coffee wondering why they can't grasp the simple concept of polymorphism.