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Content IDE: do you trust the authors of the files in this folder Me: made with mematic Well, of course I know him. He's me.

Oh snap! This is the perfect metaphor for those sketchy "FREE GIFT" popups that naive users see on the surface, while underneath lurks an army of hackers ready to steal your data! It's like when your non-tech friend clicks that flashy "YOU WON AN IPHONE" banner and you just facepalm so hard you bruise your forehead. The digital equivalent of "there's no such thing as a free lunch" – except the lunch steals your credit card and sets your identity on fire. 🔥

Content DEAR TECH TEAM: This device has low I0 throughput. If you are making a large bulk insert please be considerate and adjust your batch size to commit multiple smaller transactions. Thank you.

BEHOLD! The modern Java developer's plight—desperately trying to build a Spring Boot app with the technological equivalent of a cardboard tube and duct tape! 😭 While the rest of the world moves on with shiny new frameworks, here's our hero, wearing headphones to drown out the screams of 10,000 XML configuration files and 47 dependency injections gone wrong. The blue cardboard tube represents hope... the last remaining shred of sanity before the inevitable heap space error crushes their soul. And yet, they persist! Because nothing says "enterprise-ready" like spending 6 hours configuring Tomcat while your Node.js friends built an entire startup in the meantime!

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