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Ah, NVIDIA's market strategy in a nutshell. Become absurdly wealthy selling GPUs that cost more than my car, then act shocked when developers complain about memory limitations. It's like a billionaire asking why you don't just buy a bigger house when you complain about storage space. "What's that? Your AI model doesn't fit in 8GB VRAM? Have you considered remortgaging your home for our $4000 model instead?" Meanwhile, developers everywhere are writing increasingly creative memory optimization hacks just to avoid selling a kidney for more VRAM. The tech equivalent of fitting an elephant into a Mini Cooper.

The eternal C++ compiler vs. programmer showdown! A developer gets ambushed by contradictory IDE suggestions about making a method static. First, the compiler suggests a function uses class members (it doesn't), then claims making it static would cause errors (it wouldn't), then says the method shouldn't be static... only to conclude with "MAKE IT STATIC" anyway. The CLion IDE's schizophrenic advice perfectly captures that moment when your tools gaslight you into questioning your entire programming existence. The real bug was in the IDE all along!

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