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The brutal self-awareness here is just *chef's kiss*. Modern development is basically Stack Overflow archaeology combined with npm install. We spend hours hunting for that perfect GitHub repo someone built 4 years ago, then act like computer whisperers when we successfully integrate their code with three minor tweaks. And the best part? We're ALL doing it! The entire software industry is just one giant game of copy-paste telephone, where we occasionally understand what we're pasting. But hey, standing on the shoulders of giants is still standing!

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The ultimate power trip isn't becoming CEO—it's being the sole developer on your own repository. Nothing quite matches the thrill of creating a pull request, switching accounts, and giving yourself a glowing review before smashing that merge button. "Excellent code, me. Very clean implementation." Who needs code reviews when you can have a meaningful conversation with yourself? It's basically the software development equivalent of giving yourself a medal... while nobody's watching.

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