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Content Hacking in the past "I reverse engineered binaries stolen from an intelligence agency's server. Here's a zine with shouts, Oday exploit code, and the stdout of me rooting the server for lulz." Hacking now "Metasploit module go brrrr." ProarammerHumor.io

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Ah, the classic "how to become a hacker" fantasy where knowing Vim is somehow equivalent to martial arts. This satirical masterpiece mocks those cringe-worthy "elite hacker" guides by combining actual technical concepts (DNS, root zones) with absurdly theatrical nonsense. The author brilliantly escalates from "learn Vim" to an international conspiracy involving the ICANN key holders (who are real, by the way), then devolves into a fever dream where Linux fanboys throw penguin-shaped ninja stars while Darude's Sandstorm plays dramatically in the background. My favorite part? The Nokia 3310 nunchucks—because nothing says "elite hacker" like weaponizing indestructible phones from 2000. It's basically what happens when someone watches Mr. Robot after chugging five Red Bulls and falling asleep with their mechanical keyboard as a pillow.

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Content THIS UI DOESNT LOOK GOOD IS SAME UI YOU APPROVED LAST WEEK IT LOOKS DIFFERENT WE WERE WORKING ON BACKEND, a WE DIDNT WORK ON UI UT LOOKS BAD YOU SHOULD HAVE WORKED ON UI

Developer: "Goodbye HTML and CSS! I will never suffer again!" *Summons JavaScript monster that promptly beats him with a bat* *JavaScript monster evolves into even more massive React beast* Frontend devs thinking they've escaped the horrors of CSS only to encounter the eldritch terrors of state management, component lifecycle, and prop drilling. The circle of suffering just gets bigger with each framework. It's not escaping pain—it's just upgrading to premium pain with better documentation!