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Content Jake Wharton JakeWharton The opposite of "it's like riding a bike" is "it's like programming in bash" A phrase which means that no matter how many times you do something, you will have to re-learn it every single time.

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Content Stop it, you're crazy! This isn't you talking, it's the vodka! It's not a game for cowards. Leave it... Come on, gimme that and let's get it over with! Each one on his own prod server? Each one on his own prod serve rootserver: SRANDOM 6 0 8 rm - rf I echo "Lucky boy"; CommitStrip.com

Content So, tell me about yourself I'm an open source developer

The apocalypse has begun. Both Stack Overflow and Claude AI are down for maintenance simultaneously. That peaceful smile in the top panel? That's the face of a developer who just realized they've got the perfect excuse to call in sick. "Sorry boss, can't debug that critical production issue—my entire support system is offline." The panic in the bottom panel hits when you realize you actually have a deadline today and your entire career now depends on those dusty O'Reilly books you bought "just in case" and never opened. Bonus horror: that R6009 error is "not enough space for environment" which is dev-speak for "your computer is literally too full of npm packages to function anymore."

Someone just committed their .env file to a public repo with the message "nice try but i am dev not a vibecoder" - because apparently being a "real developer" means speedrunning your way to having your AWS keys scraped by bots within 30 seconds of pushing. The username is helpfully redacted, but let's be honest, the damage is already done. Those API keys are probably already mining crypto in some datacenter in Belarus. Pro tip: .gitignore exists for a reason, and it's not just for show.