Decorating Our Baby Arrival Board. My wife doesn’t understand the humor.

Content Half of Azure going down today Random Microsoft Dev hardcoding a security token in 2011 imaflio.com

Content "We used machine learning algorithms to greet the user with a personalized message" name input () print("Hello " name)

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Content When people ask how programming is going Me: just keep Googling stuff and It keeps working,

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Pure evil has a new form: replacing semicolons with Greek question marks. They look identical (U+003B vs U+037E) but will break your code in spectacular ways. But why stop there? The real psychopath move is redefining fundamental programming constructs like true , false , if , and while . Nothing says "I hate you" quite like making someone debug code where the universe's basic laws no longer apply. Satan himself takes notes on this level of torment.