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The classic "if it hurts, stop measuring" approach to software development! Some intern just casually mentioned deleting tests because they were failing... which is like removing your smoke detector because the beeping was annoying while your house is on fire. The perfect representation of that colleague who thinks test-driven development means "drive the tests away when they give you trouble." Senior devs everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force, as if millions of git commits suddenly cried out in terror.

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Oh look, it's the two programming languages perfectly represented by their error messages! Python's like that friendly golden retriever who gently nudges you with "Hey buddy, line 42, you forgot a colon :)" while C++ is that demonic hellbeast screaming "SEGMENTATION FAULT: CORE DUMPED" before devouring your soul and the next six hours of your life. Nothing says "I hate myself" quite like debugging C++ pointer errors at midnight. Python might tell you that you can't add a string to an integer, but at least it won't make you question your entire career choice.