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Look, we've been watching AI tools devour our RAM and GPU cycles for years now. Copilot, ChatGPT, and all their friends have been running wild, demanding more VRAM than a poorly optimized AAA game. PC enthusiasts have been stockpiling GPUs like they're preparing for the apocalypse, watching their electricity bills skyrocket. So when Microsoft Copilot—one of the major AI players—finally bites the dust? Yeah, that's a gravestone photo op moment. The PC Master Race crowd is ready to celebrate like it's the end of an era of bloated Electron apps. Finally, maybe we can go back to using our RTX 4090s for what they were meant for: running Minecraft with 500 mods at 4K. The irony? Microsoft probably already has Copilot 2.0 in the pipeline, ready to consume even more resources. The cycle never ends.

Oh look, it's every developer's coping mechanism! On one side we have "therapy" - you know, that thing where you actually deal with your burnout and existential dread. On the other side? A LITERAL STAMPEDE of people crushing each other to build yet another Flappy Bird clone because "it'll only take a weekend" and "it's good practice." The best part? The title suggests a to-do list app is equally irresistible. Nothing screams "I'm avoiding my problems" quite like spending 47 hours building a task manager with OAuth, dark mode, and cloud sync when you could just... write things down. But hey, at least you're being *productive* while procrastinating on actual productivity, right?

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