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Content STOP USING ARRAYS LISTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE INDEXABLE YEARS OF INDEXING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for accessing elements in any order other than FORWARD Wanted random access anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "PASSING BY REFERENCE" "Yes please give be the ZEROth item. Please give me the item WHOSE INDEX IS THE SIZE OF THE ARRAY MINUS ONE" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the items contiguous memory we gave them (This is REAL Code, done by REAL Programmers): f (isArray (source) isString(source)) for (let i - 0, 1 - source. length; - renderItem(source i, i) const i queue. indexof (job) if (i flushIndex) queue.splice(i, 1) ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like you to read this book one random page at a time please" They have played us for absolute fools

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OH. MY. GOD. Someone actually rendered HTML in frosting! The absolute AUDACITY of making a cake that validates better than most websites I've built! 💀 That poor cake is just sitting there with properly nested tags while my production code is held together with duct tape and prayers. And they even had the nerve to label it "best cake ever" - which is the EXACT opposite of what my code reviews say about my HTML. I'm having an existential crisis because a DESSERT just outperformed my six years of web development experience. Excuse me while I update my resume to "not as good as baked goods".

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