Comments in code be like...

Content YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THEM NOT JOIN THEM f9 Task Manager (Not Responding) File Options

A child's worksheet about bugs repurposed for the programmer's reality. "Bugs make me feel fine " and "When I see a bug, I say nothing " paired with that thousand-yard stare... That's not emotional suppression, that's just Tuesday. The face isn't blank from lack of artistic skill—it's the perfect representation of a developer's soul after the 17th unexplainable NullPointerException of the day. No screaming, no crying, just empty acceptance and the silent knowledge that dinner will, once again, be cold takeout at midnight.

Content How users see the programmers How programmers see the users UGH!

Content SOMEONE caused merge conflicts IT WAS YOU ME THE ONE PERSON I TRUSTED MOST ?

Content there are 78 billion things to say to you use shuf

Content Me who sends my boyfriend memes from here My boyfriend who actually understands them