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Nothing says "career pivot" quite like going from prison to React developer. The conversation starts innocently with someone worrying their 44-year-old brain can't handle learning React by 50, and ends with the most extreme backstory reveal in tech forum history. This is basically the dark universe version of those LinkedIn posts where people brag about learning to code after switching careers. "From convicted felon to frontend developer - anything is possible with determination and a good IDE!" And they say the tech interview process is brutal. At least no one's asking about your axe-murdering skills anymore.

Oh my goodness, this is too real! 😂 The question asks about the most used programming language, and while Ruby, C, and Java all get big red X marks, "Profanity" gets the green checkmark! Because nothing says "my code isn't working" like a string of colorful words that would make your grandma faint! That moment when you've been debugging for 3 hours and suddenly your vocabulary transforms into sailor-speak is basically a universal coding certification. Forget syntax - cursing is the true cross-platform language!

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Spending 30 minutes writing a script to automate a 5-minute task is the hill I'll proudly die on. Sure, I could just do the damn thing, but where's the elegance in that? The cosmic irony of programming: we'd rather spend 6x longer building the automation than actually doing the work. It's not laziness—it's "future-proofing." And yes, I know I'll never run that script again. But what if I did ? Checkmate.

Content "No it's called blockchain and it means that the monkey is actually mine"

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