Cloud Computing

Content Me enjoying Ruby despite what this sub says about it

Content rprogrammerhumor Cs students who suck at programming

Content Interviewer : Sort an array of Os, 1s and 2s ME: First I will sort the array using Bubble sort and then ... Interviewer: My grandma runs faster then your code

Content Thomas "Kick Nazis out, jack" Fu... thomastuchs Follow Here we see a react engineer deploying a contact form BAUMANN 6:14 PM - 9 Nov 2017 1,991 Retweets 4,659 Likes 51 17 2.0K 4.7K

Normal people send a CV and get rejected in two simple steps. Software engineers, though? We prefer to make rejection an art form . First, submit that meticulously crafted CV. Then endure the HR interview where they ask why manhole covers are round. Next, survive the developer interrogation about your "passion for coding since the womb." Finally, tackle the technical interview where they ask you to reverse a binary tree on a whiteboard while standing on one foot. Because why get rejected quickly when you can stretch the inevitable disappointment across four increasingly soul-crushing stages? It's like we're skateboarding down the stairs of despair just to land in the same rejection puddle as everyone else. Peak efficiency!

The perfect visual metaphor for modern computing doesn't exi— CPU: One beefy strongman doing all the heavy lifting, tackling complex tasks one at a time. Meanwhile, your GPU is literally a horde of children working together to push an airplane. Perfectly captures why your gaming rig renders beautiful 3D landscapes but chokes when you open Excel. Seven years of computer science education and this image explains parallel processing better than any textbook I've read. This is why we pay NVIDIA the big bucks.