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Ah, the elegant dichotomy of a programmer's existence. The top panel shows regular Pooh, mildly interested in the sophisticated concept of "Python Object Oriented Programming" - a paradigm taught in computer science courses and praised in textbooks. But the bottom panel reveals fancy Pooh, absolutely elated by the simple, primitive joy of writing code named "POOP" (Python Object Oriented Programming). Let's be honest - we've all created variables called "poop" during debugging sessions at 2AM. Nothing brings more childish glee than pushing to production with a function called def get_poop() that your colleagues will discover months later. Sophistication is temporary, toilet humor is forever.

Launching regular Visual Studio when you meant to open VS Code is like preparing for a quick bike ride and accidentally firing up a space shuttle. That 10GB monster starts loading all its enterprise features, designer tools, and seventeen billion extensions while your RAM screams for mercy. By the time it finishes launching, you could have rewritten your entire codebase in assembly, learned Rust, and developed a mild caffeine addiction. And God help you if you're on a laptop that's more than 2 years old - might as well go make a sandwich and contemplate your life choices.

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