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Content Jet jetblack72 Programmer goes to shop for groceries, wife tells him: "Get a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get a dozen." So he comes back home with a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs because he's a programmer, not a poorly programmed computer.

Content Me: Google's how to kill child with fork. My FBI agent who knows a bit of programming: he remembers that I have never googled anything related to programming

Content NICE COMMIT MESSAGE YOU WROTE THERE IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMEBODY WHERE TO SQUASH-AND-MERGE IT makeameme.org

Content My friend: how do you write complex programs? Me: ust keep Googling stuff and it keeps working, made with mematic

Content DEV MAKING A DYNAMIC WEB APP PEOPLE ON MOBILE DEVICES PEOPLE SCREENS PEOPLE WITH ULTRAWIDE SCREENS SET UP VERTICALLY

Content A CANDIE FOR FUCKING MEETINGS SMELLS LIKE THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL And this is why I drink.