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When your boss asks why the game you're developing needs a $3000 graphics card: "For testing purposes, I swear!" The corporate world just doesn't understand that those extra 500 particle effects and ray-traced reflections are absolutely critical to the user experience. Sure, the gameplay is identical, but can you really put a price on seeing your character's reflection in a puddle at 144fps? Meanwhile, every game dev knows the real difference between these images is about 30 extra hours of crunch time and a graphics engine that will bring even NASA computers to their knees. But hey, those neon effects aren't going to render themselves!

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