Bugfixing legacy code

Content BIG DATA BIG DATA is like TEENAGE SEX Everyone talks about it, Nobody really knows how to do it, Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, Sa everyone claims they are doing it. Dan Ariely ProgrammerHumor. 10 17 FGV

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Content Product owner change request 2 days before launch fucking devs!

Content IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS THE HEAVEN AND THE EaRTH BUT THe EARTH WAs FORMLESS AND BUGGY, wIThoUt DOCUMeNtaTIon AND THE PROGRAMMER SAW THAT IT WAS NOT GooD. THEN YOU SAID "LET THERE BE LIGHT!" BUT THE LIGHT DID NOT COMPILE. YOU CREATE A HACK SO THAT LIGHT IS PART OF THE LAND TO CREATE DARKNESS YOU NEED TO HIDE THE LAND, But That's OK Cause CREATURES WON'T BE ADDED UNTIL LATER.

Oh. My. GOD. This is the programming equivalent of creating a monster that defies the laws of nature! 😱 Writing a JavaScript compiler in C++ is just Tuesday for hardcore devs, but a C++ compiler IN JAVASCRIPT?! That's like trying to fit an elephant into a matchbox while the matchbox is ON FIRE. The sheer AUDACITY of someone who would attempt such madness! They're not just playing with fire—they're juggling nuclear warheads while riding a unicycle across Niagara Falls. Whoever attempts this unholy abomination clearly has no fear, no boundaries, and probably no remaining sanity. Stay far, FAR away from that person at hackathons!