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Content I am non-binary What does being non binary mean No, it doesn't. it means he's afraid of binary 01110011 01100101 01111000 Stop it Patrick, you're scaring him! made with mematic

The perfect blend of tech puns and dating fails! This meme is playing with the double meaning of "getting into bed" - one guy uses charm (social skills), while our hacker friend prefers SSH (Secure Shell protocol). The headline about Eight Sleep mattresses having a backdoor for SSH access is pure gold - because what's more romantic than remote server access? Security engineers everywhere are nodding knowingly while their dates are left wondering why they keep talking about "penetration testing."

Content What does that mean? I'm a product manager It means he's afraid of coding No I'm not!! STOP IT PATRICK- YOU'RE SCARINGHIM!! System.out printin('Hello World");

Ah, the sacred ancient code from 2004. That beautiful, horrifying mess of hacks and workarounds that somehow still runs your company's billing system. Touch it? Absolutely not. That's like disturbing an archaeological site. Meanwhile, some bright-eyed junior dev suggests "refactoring" it with the latest framework. Sure kid, go ahead - break production, summon demons from the seventh circle of dependency hell, and explain to the CEO why customers can't pay us anymore. Twenty years in this industry has taught me one truth: if it's ugly but works, it's not ugly.

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