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Oh look, someone just committed the cardinal sin of "doxxing" by revealing the super-secret IP address 192.168.0.1 — you know, the default gateway address that's about as private as shouting your name in an empty room. That's like getting banned for revealing that water is wet or that Stack Overflow will close your question for being a "duplicate" of something posted in 2011. Congratulations on exposing the location of... absolutely nobody. Next up: this dangerous hacker will reveal that your password isn't actually "password123"!

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That moment when your teapot is missing half its spout but you still try to pour tea with it anyway. Just like trying to follow that React tutorial from 2022 that casually omits the fact that half the API was deprecated last month. "Just import createClass—oh wait, that's gone. Um, just use componentWillMount—nope, that's gone too." The modern dev experience is basically pouring molten chocolate through a broken teapot and hoping your cup catches more than your countertop.

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