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Content I am starting to believe that humans have some sort of super power I never knew of (Like how do humans read so fast? It's like they can read an entire book instantly (Here, let me demonstrate (Here is a giant book of terms and conditions. Read it Do you accept the terms and Yes! (See??!! How do they do it?! EL System32Comics

Content like to think of myself, actually, as not a code writer, but an author. I just use zeros and ones instead of words 'cause words will let you down. But zeros and ones, never. Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.

Someone's defending PHP by saying it's made them good money, and the reply is absolutely savage: "Prostitution also makes you a lot of money but you're already below that." The roast is so brutal it needs a burn unit. The implication here is that PHP developers have sunk so low in the tech hierarchy that even the world's oldest profession ranks higher on the respectability scale. Sure, PHP powers like 77% of the web (WordPress, Facebook initially, etc.), but the language gets more hate than a merge conflict on a Friday afternoon. The "PC Master Race" flair on the roaster makes it even better—they're out here gatekeeping programming languages with the same energy gamers gatekeep hardware.

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Content wait... really?? Next question (because of course they don't), why wouldn't they? 2 - 42 6m There's a SW section. It's basically YouTube. https:www.pornhub.commodelelliote-pmytp Here's a channel for JS tutorials Vote

Content Unarmed Heckler ra v NGINEF programming has things called "threads" and things called "strings" and they somehow have fuck all to do with each other 12:09 AM 01 Sep 18 747 Retweets 3,802 Likes