Being Developer In Corporate

Content IS MY CODE BAD? NO, IT IS THE LANGUAGE THAT IS WRONG

The evolution of web development in four panels! Started with the innocent dream of "build the internet" - so pure, so simple. Then we added some HTML/CSS because, you know, websites should look pretty. But then... oh no... the JavaScript framework apocalypse struck! Now we're all frantically learning 17 new frameworks before breakfast just to stay employable. Remember when you could just FTP a single HTML file to a server and call it a day? Now you need 4GB of node_modules to display "Hello World". The modern web: where your simple todo app requires more computing power than NASA used to reach the moon.

Content IS IT 5PM YET? NOPE. JUST 11AM WORK PROJECTS workchronicles.com PERSONAL PROJECTS I SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE A BREAK FOR LUNCH. Hello. I make comics about work. Join rworkchronicles or follow on Instagram Twitter FB Work Chronicles workchronicles.com

Content Lawyers: Learn from law school Doctors: Learn from Med school Programmers: just keep Googling stuff and it keeps working, made with mematic ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Programmer Ouch. Sea Sharp TheColelither

Oh sweetie, that mythical "future refactoring" is sitting right there with unicorns and work-life balance! The meme shows an interrogation room where the detective is basically asking the suspect if this magical concept of "future refactoring" is present—spoiler alert: IT'S NOT! It's the ULTIMATE developer fantasy, right up there with "documentation that's actually up-to-date" and "meetings that could've been emails." We keep pushing it off like that diet we're totally starting next Monday. Meanwhile, our code base is over there screaming in technical debt while we whisper sweet nothings about how we'll fix it "when we have time." HONEY, THAT TIME IS NEVER COMING!