Because i am a programmer

Content How a shower should work: int temperature; How they really work: boolean temperature;

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Content 1'm gonna dynamically allocate memory using malloc0 And you will free() it later, right? codez freed it later, right? made with mematic

Ah, the perfect illustration of programmer priorities! Struggling through complex algorithms? Dead inside. Battling database management systems? Still dead inside. But scrolling through programming memes at 2 AM instead of fixing that production bug? PURE JOY. It's the circle of dev life - we suffer through the hard stuff just to earn those precious moments of validation when a meme perfectly captures our pain. Who needs therapy when you have r/ProgrammerHumor?