Bathroom’s commit history is making me look bad.

The classic "scope creep" nightmare in its purest form! That eager indie dev is *this close* to shipping on schedule when suddenly that innocent little feature request sneaks up behind them. "Just a tiny change," it whispers, while secretly requiring a complete engine rewrite, asset overhaul, and questioning every life decision that led to this career. The sweat drop says it all - they know they're about to kiss that release date goodbye, but they'll still say "yeah, I can add that real quick" because apparently devs never learn.

Content Me with my last cup of coffee at 4am trying to fix the error at line 80 in my code with 70 lines

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Content ME WHEN IM TALKING ABOUT MY UNFINISHED PROJECTS 200,000 projects are unfinished with a million more well on the wav

That moment when your code finally works and you stare at your screen in disbelief, hand on forehead, mouth agape! Whether you're winning a Nobel Prize or just fixing that one stubborn bug that's been haunting you for days, the facial expression is IDENTICAL. The universal "wait, it actually worked?!" face that every developer knows too well. We spend hours hunting down that missing semicolon only to react with complete shock when everything suddenly compiles. Pure debugging ecstasy!

The eternal cycle of tech hype has reached AI, and seasoned devs are getting tired. Non-technical folks are out here acting like AI is going to replace us all tomorrow while pushing no-code solutions that barely work. Meanwhile, actual developers know the truth: these tools are just fancy autocomplete with good marketing. Instead of dropping cash on "AI that writes code," people could learn how their systems actually work and build sustainable solutions. But that requires effort, and why do that when you can just slap "AI-powered" on everything? The real kicker? We're the ones who'll have to clean up the technical debt when the hype dies down. Just like we did with blockchain, serverless, and whatever "vibe coding" is supposed to be.