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Content Just think. At some point in my childhood, when my dad picked me up, it was the last time he would ever pick me up And neither of us knew it at the time it's a sad thought, isn't Yeah I sometimes think, one day there will be some old programmer who'll write the last line of PHP. And that'll be the end of years and years of PHP Of course, he won't know it at the time either That's a sad thought too, isn't it No No, vou're right CommitStrip.com

The perfect double meaning that unites programmers and healthcare workers! Someone brilliantly compared the zombie-like state of elderly patients being resuscitated only to continue their ceiling-staring existence with the state of modern software. When code flatlines and crashes, we developers perform our own version of CPR - frantically debugging, restarting services, and injecting emergency patches. And for what? So our zombie application can limp along for another deployment cycle before inevitably crashing again. The cherry on top? That deadpan declaration that "CPR is quite literally necromancy." Well, both programmers and doctors are just professional necromancers, desperately reviving things that probably should have been allowed to die with dignity.

The eternal ritual of the programmer: commanding the current side project to remain silent while being seduced by the siren call of a shiny new idea. That dopamine hit from starting something fresh is just *chef's kiss* - while your half-finished projects collect digital dust in that special GitHub folder we never speak of. The cemetery of "I'll get back to this later" grows another tombstone.

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Content I SPENT HOURS NOT MAKING PROGRESS. I'M NOT SAYING IT WAS CAUSE I REFUSED TO LOOK AT THE DOCUMENTATION BUT IT WAS CAUSE I REFUSED TO LOOK AT THE DOCUMENTATION