Bathroom’s commit history is making me look bad.

Content Game Developers: "We paid grea attention to making the game historically accurate" The Game

Content TFW You're a college dropout who didn't take any programming classes in school but you singlehandedly unfucked the horrible mess your CS-Degree-Having Coworkers left before they bounced You are no match for me, I have been training for this my entire life! And I have no training at all, yet here I am ahead of you

Content does ANYONE know what the fuck this stuff that just leaked from my computer is???????

Content C KOTLIN JAVA

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