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Content jonny sun O jonnysun i sent all my sims to university they all became computer scientists proved they were living in a simulation so i unplugged my computer

Content The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering. minutes later OMG, good documentation ProgrammerHumo. 10

Content A programmer was walking out of door for work, his wife said "while you're out, buy some milk" and he never came home.

That face when the product owner describes a completely vague feature, you have zero clue how to implement it, but somehow everyone agrees it's a "5-point story." In Agile planning poker, story points are supposed to measure complexity, but they've become the universal "sounds complicated but not too complicated" metric. It's the software equivalent of answering "fine" when someone asks how you're doing while your code is silently burning in production. The best part? Next sprint, that innocent 5-pointer will mutate into a 13-point monster with seven undocumented dependencies and a legacy system integration nobody mentioned in the planning meeting.

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