Are they just that desperate?.....

Content HUMANS graD "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE"

Content The average programmer sends more time touching their computer keyboard than they do the opposite sex MG ICTS Monday JANUARY 1 New Year's D 2023 Spartz N Sellers Publishing, Inc.

In 1973, NASA sent humans to the literal moon with just 4KB of RAM. Fast forward to 2019, and your beastly machine with 16GB RAM and maxed-out CPU is brought to its knees by... an Excel dialog box lurking in the background. Nothing captures modern software bloat quite like this perfect comparison. We've gone from accomplishing humanity's greatest feats with minimal resources to having our supercomputers paralyzed by spreadsheet popups. Progress?

Content So what do you do for a living? 12:08 99 I'm a software developer. 12:08 So you work on computer and stuff, right ? 12:09 Yes. 12:09 J Can you hack my friends Facebook account for me? Pretty please.. 12:10 12:10 12:11 J ProarammerHumor.io

When your authentication system is so secure, it needs to authenticate itself before authenticating users. That method signature is the programming equivalent of saying "I'm going to need to see some ID for your ID." The poor guy trapped in authentication purgatory is every developer who's had to implement OAuth2 with refresh tokens while their PM keeps asking "why can't users just login with a password?"

Content The goal of the game is to shove features into your project before it falls apart. Wow! Sounds like jenga, but in reverse! Successful project Manager Developer Feature Pushes